Nothing quite beats the excitement of the blackjack table on any given casino floor. Players may be sitting quietly studying their cards, murmuring politely to the dealer or pondering their next move. But behind that peaceful facade is an almost tangible electricity as players try to beat the dealer with a better hand. To lighten the mood a little around the blackjack table, here are a couple of the best jokes we’ve heard about this game that is so popular among online gambling players and land casino fans alike.
A Little Bit of Blackjack Lovin’
It’s 4 am and John and Rob roll out of the casino after a dramatic night around the blackjack table. John turns to his friend and says: “That was great! Now comes the bad part of the evening. I’m going to get home, try to be as quiet as possible and creep into bed. But the same thing happens each time – my wife is lying awake with the lights on, ready to screech ‘Where the &*#^ have you been??” Rob smiles and says: “I had that problem too, until I came up with the best solution.” “Please share,” says a desperate John. Rob says: “When I get home, I honk the horn, slam the door, turn on all the lights and jump onto the bed, yelling: “Hey honey, how ’bout a little bit of lovin’ for me?” The little lady lies as still as a mouse and pretends to be fast asleep!”
A man comes running into his house, yelling at his wife: “Honey, honey. You’ll never believe what happened? I won a million dollars playing blackjack! Pack your bags.”
His thrilled wife can hardly contain her excitement and says: “Darling, that’s wonderful! What should I pack? Are we going on a cruise to the Antarctic or a summer vacation to the Caribbean? Should I pack for hot or cold weather?”
Her husband replies: “Doesn’t matter, honey. As long as you’re out my house by midnight tonight!”